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and you thought you were depressed. i like the "where does that leave us?" line. something i always ask myself. hmpf. haha this has been a good couple of days, thank God. drawing His strength otherwise i would wander. anyway tried to read a bit of chem today but i couldn't read for more than 5 mins before someone shouts for me. how exciting is that i ask. though i leave way after knock-off time almost every day, i can at least feel satisfied at doing a full day's work. i look around me and i see lots of slackers all around, weak. of course there are many power-packed guys around too. ok, i shall not talk work after work.

was rumaging through my old email, all the way back from secondary school days. came acroos some very interesting stuff, esp yuiop egroups. i like 4Q 2002 for their inputs. haha. here's a look about funny translations. have a good laugh.

Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool on the other. Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either
Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.
Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.

i particularly like the etc one.